another bush joke

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Post 1 by frequency (the music man) on Thursday, 27-Apr-2006 21:36:21

President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Man, I could throw all of them out of
the window and make 56 million people very happy.

Post 2 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Friday, 28-Apr-2006 12:33:31

lol, I've heard this one before, but I think it's funny! And it's so true!

Post 3 by wildebrew (We promised the world we'd tame it, what were we hoping for?) on Friday, 28-Apr-2006 15:45:27

Why 56 million?
Is that the number of Americans in the democrat party (the nation tallies around 250 million I think) and what about the worldwide population that would rejoyce <grin> ok, ok, it's funny but I just found the number of people really weird.

Post 4 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Saturday, 29-Apr-2006 11:53:10

lol, i agree. I think the numbers would be a little higher, but, ah well.

Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 29-Apr-2006 23:15:28

I love the joke, and I think the fifty-six million would be the people who voted for Bush and wished they hadn't.

Post 6 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Thursday, 01-Jun-2006 15:22:40

yeah there you go.